The new Anaconda is about a group of dudes who decide to remake Anaconda, but then encounter, yes, an anaconda. It’s an intentionally comedic idea for a pseudo-reboot of a movie that achieved some camp status for being unintentionally comedic. J.Lo makes an appearance as herself, too. It comes out Christmas Day and might be the perfect thing to drag my kids to over break to make sure they’re not blissing out on the Xbox too much.
