Amy Schumer’s latest effort is called Kinda Pregnant, and the plot apparently involves a woman being jealous enough of her friend’s pregnancy that she starts wearing a fake bump… only to then meet a great guy. Surely I cannot be expected to root for someone who is this bad of a planner? Does she think she can just walk into an adoption agency and get a baby? Is she expecting to be expecting for an indefinite period of time, like Lillith from Cheers? Might she steal a baby? Where is this movie set? Pine Valley? Because only on a daytime soap opera does this plot have a home, and usually only if that person is prone to lurking in hallways and monologuing to themselves. This is definitely the kind of movie I can only even CONTEMPLATE watching on an airplane.
