Back when Jewel was trying to go a little more dance and a little less emo, she had a song called "Intuition" – notorious for only really being a success by virtue of sharing a name with a razor that used the tune in its ads – all about following your heart and your gut. Regrettably, on this night her heart, her gut, and indeed all her other viscera were drunk and flipping the channels between a QVC hour on lingerie and a Discovery Channel special on Fu Manchu mustaches.