It’s been a while since Lady Gaga held a red carpet hostage to her shenanigans. At least this one didn’t involve gestation and birth; just some strange combination of Donatella Versace and Bianca Jagger riding the horse to Studio 54 on her birthday (per E!), because she fancies her album to be disco-infused. I think we can all be grateful she didn’t use an actual horse, because that would’ve left a delightful minefield of steaming divots for everyone else to traverse, in a way that might be too symbolic for anyone to handle.

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