
The best thing about this was the photo Law put on Instagram of her with two dalmatians. The worst thing is the rest of it. The dress alone cannot do all the work, and this dress in particular is not doing ANY useful work.

Worth noting that Kim LOVES a dress that flashes her cheeks; she sported a suit with a peekaboo thong last season on All's Fair. And now this looks like her crack is extruding fabric.

This is so effective; it has a slight edge to it that I missed with her tragic bridal gown from yesterday. The head-styling, especially those earrings? Perfect.

For a hot second I thought that was another high-fashion alien labia, but just... unexpectedly low. But it's a slit. Mercifully.

Don't love the foot tacos, but the rest of this is extremely glamorous.

She is sincerely having a ball. I have 26 photos of her, doing a wide variety of dramatic catalog poses, and the next closest is Niecy Nash with 13 – and hers are all one pose. It's kind of giving Freshly Divorced And Getting Her Groove Back, except that as far as I know, she and Billy Crudup are still together.

If they WEREN'T secretly shooting a Valentino sunglasses campaign, then they might want to try and sell these to Alessandro Michele.

The more I look at Kim's, the more I hate the styling. There IS no styling. There is no style.

"Okay, ladies, now appreciate the beautiful view. ... Are you appreciating it? Are those appreciative postures? Maybe this was the wrong idea."
