Cara wore this Guy LaRoche jumpsuit to a party that I covered in a post called, “Wow, What Hideous Clothes At This Party,” which also included a memorable bummer of a Kate Hudson outfit too. But these weird unholy holey coveralls still take the moldering cake, and what I love about Cara Delevingne is that look on her face that seems to say, “Yep. You are all going to make jokes about portholes and moths and joke-a dots, and I know it, and I have as many f*cks to give as I do misplaced eyebrow hairs. WHICH IS NONE.”

Also, this post was chased with, “Wow, What Hideous Clothes At This Party II: A Different Party.” Who knew October 14, 2019, was a red-letter day in the history of fug.

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