Here is a real movie synopsis: “Spy and former soldier Sean Walker reunites with childhood friends only to be drugged and kidnapped by a group looking for a nuclear warhead. The CIA believes Walker and his friends stole the nuclear weapon, so the group decides to re-steal the bomb and clear their names.” You can probably glean from the context that this is the summary of Matchbox: The Movie, based on the toys. The question really is: WHY is this the summary for Matchbox: The Movie, based on the toys? Assuming for a second that you are a person who saw Barbie succeed and assumed it could be replicated across all playthings, would you REALLY have picked up a Matchbox car and been like, “YES! A NUKE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE.” And honestly, would you have picked up a Matchbox car when Hot Wheels were right there?!? I have a lot of questions.