George and Amal might ALWAYS be in Venice, for all I know, given that they have that gorgeous villa in Lake Como and could zip over anytime they like. But, even if they do also need to swipe a handblown glass vase for their foyer, it seems likely they’ve arrived for the specific purpose of attending the Venice Film Festival. Everything seems in order here. Intern George looks like what he is: a very rich dude who is often to be found on a boat, and Amal looks typically chic and leggy, with gams as long as her hair. Although that IS very, very leggy; it seems to be a skirt, but I hope it’s a secret skort, because clambering in and out of a water taxi — which is how they arrived — seems extra perlious when you’re in a flippy mini that could go rogue with the slightest provocation. And then I remembered she wore a similarly risky Giambattista Valli during her wedding weekend, without incident. She is pubically fearless. She DARES Mother Nature to reveal her mystery.
