There are times when I look at Mischa Barton and I think, “Mischa Barton, why are you still famous?”

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It certainly can’t be because we’re all so enamored of her fringed jackets – this one, I believe, may actually be trimmed in dog — and sour expressions, can it? Maybe it’s because her constant hat/hair combos of late have started reminding us all of Bret Michaels, and we’re just waiting for the inevitable moment when she bursts into a verse of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” THAT is going to be awesome.