You Will Find No April Fool’s Jokes Here Today, Friends

It’s that day again, the one where you can’t trust any damn thing you read on the Internet. Well, I am here to promise you once again that you will not find yourself ensnared by an April Fool’s prank in this neighborhood. Sure, there will be April Foolishness, but that’s different; that’s shenanigans, not outright trickery. No, everything you see here will be as real as my complete loss of in-person social skills. For example: In 2014, Rita Ora dressed up as the center-forward on the Heat Miser’s field hockey team.

See? What did I tell you! NO LIE DETECTED.

What is the worst, or I suppose there could be a “best,” April Fool’s prank you ever fell for?

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