WTF: Gwyneth Paltrow in Emilia Wickstead

She’s just effing with us now, right?

I refuse to accept any other explanation. Surely she saw everyone flip their wigs over this monstrosity and thought, “you didn’t like that? GAME ON, PEASANTS.”

I’m…that’s…you’re…okay. Fine. It’s true. You broke me. I’m out. I’m need to go lie down. Advantage, Paltrow. AS USUAL.

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