You guys, there is nothing I love more than when celebs are asked to “host” a “pool party” in Vegas. Because you can tell they all think, “Sure, that sounds fun OH GOD WHAT DO I WEAR TO THAT?” Because you can’t just show up in a bikini. But nor do you wear a dress-dress. (I vote: CAFTAN, YOU GUYS. Duh.)

But the answer is basically NEVER Tiny Denim Shorts with Heels and a Pleather Crop-Top With Fringed Sleeves. She looks like someone threw one quarter cup Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, half a cup of Britney, and an aluminum can of Coors Light into a blender.

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