I keep imagining that the current familial drama — on which, as far as I know, there have been no major new developments; everyone had a meeting and they’re working it out! — has really torpedoed a lot of standard issue small talk at these things. Like, “how’s the familllllllarghhhhhh, um shit. Er. Uh, nice weather we’re having?” (Reports from a local Fug National are that the weather was nice, if chilly.)

Anyway, these two put on their best Pleasant Faces and went to Bradford for a day of engagements. Bradford has a large Pakistani community, so this visit also acted as a nice connector to their recent royal tour:

Outfit-wise, Kate’s new coat is Alexander McQueen, to join the one kajillion other McQueen coats she owns — I don’t love this one, but I never really like that style of collar on a coat in general; in this color story, I prefer her old Sport Max coat, but she did not ask me. (If she wants to call and talk about which of her McQueen coats I like best, though, I am also available for that chat because, yes, I do know off the top of my head.) Having said that, her dress under it is Zara, it’s currently $35, and it’s totally sold out and I really like it, which is for the best because Heather and I are on a massive book deadline right now and I have a tendency to stress-shop. (Kate loves this sort of Prim 40s Situation.)

In other news, THESE CAKES ARE AMAZING:

WE GET IT, WILLS, YOU’RE MARY BERRY’S BEST FRIEND:

And finally:

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