Whoops, Apparently I Fell Asleep on the Julia Fox Beat

Dang, I slept through my Julia Fox alarm, and missed this from earlier in August — though I’m sure many of you will see this and wish I had kept napping. In the large-scale performance art experience that is her current fame level, she frequently has chosen to do the absolute most by wearing the absolute least. Here, she looks like a cavewoman who fell through a wormhole and emerged in the middle of a Project Runway challenge requiring them to make an outfit out of stuff they found at Target.

I would pay good money to watch Tim Gunn try and explain, diplomatically, why this is going to get savaged by the judges. He’d use the word “vulgar” for sure, but with a great deal of regret, like he is choking on the necessity of the tough love.

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