What the Fug: “Lady” Victoria Hervey

Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.

Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.

Right? I mean, that could have been SO MUCH WORSE.

Or could it:

“Boo!” screamed her labia.

[Photos: Getty]