Kaia Gerber wore slide 56 to the Academy opening, and Charlize Theron busted out slide 3 at the Elle Women in Hollywood party. So maybe this Alaia collection will sweep the nation. But so far, they’ve skipped the… anklets? Shackles? Designer house arrest monitors? All of the above? So that’s a frontier yet to be crossed, along with… this external nipple jewelry. I also think Charlize should look into Slide 43, and Cher Horowitz would LOVE the skirt in 50, if only she lived anywhere other than in our hearts.