EWAN MCGREGOR: Well. We’re irritatingly good-looking tonight.
JESSICA ALBA: No kidding.
EWAN: You’ve really never done much for me, and yet I must admit that dress is swell on you.
JESSICA: And theoretically, you could use a pop of color somewhere, and still you look hot.
EWAN: Well. I mean. Come on. I AM hot.
JESSICA: And so am I.
EWAN: I guess you are! CONGRATS TO YOU!
JESSICA: And to you!
EWAN: So I guess we’re just two hot people, standing next to each other, all well-dressed and looking hot together.
JESSICA: Not bad for a Thursday night.