I wish Natalie had worn this to the Globes.

It’s so sleek and chic on her — nary a sucking chest wound in sight. She also almost looks tall, which is a feat considering she could fit in my purse. All told, I am so very happy with it, and wonder why she wasted it on a pre-Globes event that appears to be sponsored by the network responsible for bringing us Tool Academy and Mario Lopez: Saved By The Baby. Although I guess in some ways Tool Academy and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association are sort of the same thing.