In which Mena Suvari proves that, actually, she has not yet morphed into a giant bird-person:

And Tara Reid proves that: (a) she is still alive, (b) she seems to be doing okay, (c) she cleans up better than she used to, and (d) wow, none of the people from American Pie other than Alyson Hannigan have ANYTHING to do, do they?