I wasn’t familiar with model Mari Agory before the amfAR event last night…

… but I won’t soon forget her. I LOVE how dramatic this is on her — it’s like Fawkes the Phoenix mated with a sofa, in the best way possible — and she’s carrying off all that loudness to perfection. Thank you, Mari, for being my Kate Upton palate cleanser. Of course, I only saw Kate first because I wrote it first. Many of you will be seeing those posts in the reverse order, and well… I’m sorry. Hold onto this moment. And maybe scroll back up here after you’re done.

[Photo: Getty]