Okay. So, this is kind of crazy, I admit that:

Her skirt is buttoned to her top. It’s a bit wacky. It’s even wackier when you realize that the top is actually kind of a….bib. Or a….holster. A BOOB HOLSTER:

And yet I still kind of dig it — I think the bodice is interesting without being vulgar or tacky, and the fact that it’s black helps her from looking like she’s trying too hard. Now, if I were to wear this, I’m quite sure that I’d look squat and ridiculous in it (the cut of the skirt is tough to pull off with that top, I think), but it’s flattering on her. What do you guys think? Am I totally cracked out, here?