Hallelujah.

Anyone who thinks this figure can’t be styled should shut their pieholes, because this dress fits it like a glove, without all the mammarial overflow that typically categorizes her missteps. A higher neckline isn’t any less sexy; simple clearly can be stunning. Her milkshake will still bring all the boys to the yard (and it will still put my milkshake to shame). I hope Christina Hendricks got the digits of the stylist for this cover shoot. And then maybe ordered one of these in green.