ASA BUTTERFIELD: I look AWESOME in this tux.
CHLOE MORETZ: You totally do. You are one sharp-dressed kid.
ASA: Aren’t I?
CHLOE: Yes. You look great.
ASA: Do you think Mr Scorsese back there agrees?
CHLOE: Well, I’m sure he likes your glasses.
ASA: I’m awesome.
CHLOE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we talk about ME now?
ASA: Sure. You look fine.
CHLOE: Just FINE?
ASA: Nice. Totally nice. Not sleazy. Demure. Very grown-up. Maybe a tad funereal for a 14 year old girl.
CHLOE: Can we sidebar and discuss the fact that we’re the same age?
ASA: GIRLS MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS DO.
CHLOE: That is what I was pointing out.
ASA: Let’s get back to your outfit.
CHLOE: Let’s ask Fug Nation:
You heard the lady:
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