Well Played, Amanda Seyfried

Okay, first of all: her hair color looks fantastic. Second: I need Justin Timberlake to STOP MAKING MOVIES and START MAKING A NEW ALBUM. FutureSex/LoveSounds came out in 2006. 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE YEARS AGO. CHILDREN CONCEIVED TO THAT ALBUM WILL SOON BE ATTENDING KINDERGARTEN. THIS IS NOT OKAY. Justin, we have a lot of actors. We have very few singers who can also dance in a vest without looking like a total moron. Please. Think of the children. Think of the vests.

Ahem. Also: remind me to tell you about the time I made a JC Chasez reference at my hair salon and they had no idea who I was talking about. Kids. Today. I can’t.

But I CAN:

That is cute, you guys. And the back?

Even cuter. Keep up the good work, kid. Thanks for not turning in Lindsay Lohan. Please don’t ever go there.

Love,

Jessica