It’s good that I’m not at Cannes covering any of this, because every time I see the title Fjord — a film that sounds very grim!! — I want to sing Conan O’Brien and ETA’s generational banger, “Looking at a Fjord.” Sadly, Conan is not present…but a very weird outfit is.

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