The MTV Movie and TV Awards are happening on Saturday AND Sunday — apparently Sunday is dedicated entirely to reality TV, which… feels excessive? — and so we might as well round out the flashbacks with 2019. I can’t bring myself to flash back to the 2020 ones, which only freaking happened in December. I cannot flash back six months. I WILL NOT. I’m sure this means that sometime next month I will do exactly that. I hope my words are well-seasoned, for when I eat them.

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