Look at those. LOOK. Remember the days when celebrities routinely entered and exited buildings in clothing they had chosen specifically for the cameras? Sometimes several times a day? We had months during the summer of situations like this, two years ago, when Heidi had someplace to be, most likely tipped off a phorographer, and then took the words “lace pants” to a wholly different place. She is wearing Compression Leggings for the Daring Woman. Listen, after writing two books that each had me seated for the better part of a year, I might actually need to TRY these. My knee-high compression socks suddenly seem awfully bush league.

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