I’m not sure anyone in recent memory has enjoyed her rise to fame more than Ashley Greene. She hitched her wagon to exactly the right star: No one had ever heard of her before last November, and now she turns up EVERYWHERE. All over the world. She is the new Tara Reid, in the sense that she’d go to the opening of an eye if there was a swatch of red carpet within a two-mile radius. Good for her, I guess, but I wish she was doing more with it than this:

2009 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

This is so half-hearted. I feel like, either go with a minidress, or go with a prom dress, but don’t wear a tiny skirt with a top that looks like you cut off the business end of the wedding dress and then dyed the bodice black. Isn’t her Twilight character supposed to be the clothes-conscious one?