So, Lynn Collins here has been popping up all over the place lately — often wearing a top hat, for some reason — and I swear to God, I couldn’t for the life of me remember what role she played in True Blood. (Of which I have only seen the first season thus far, due to a long and very boring story involving HBO, my OnDemand, Time Warner Cable and Netflix. I know. It’s annoying. And iTunes doesn’t have any of season two available yet. I JUST NEED THE FIRST SEVEN EPISODES, HBO. Deep breath.)

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Anyhoodle, I eventually figured out that she played a coworker of Sookie Stackhouse’s down at Merlotte’s who meets with — shall we say, a less than ideal end? All I know is, if you look WAY better in the super short shorts and white tee shirt sported by the lady employees of Merlotte’s than you do in your civies, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. When it comes right down to it, thought, I don’t really loathe this dress SPECIFICALLY. I think that it competes horribly with the backdrop here, which is not her fault, but mostly I think the styling on this is….problematic. Those shoes with that dress, and that lipstick, and that hair….honey, I just want to start over with you.

That’s where you come in, readers: put on your best Rachel Zoe and fix this mess. Nicely, of course.