I don’t care for this, and I can’t put my finger on why:

Dita von Teese attends an event in Madrid, Spain

Other, of course, than the part where it looks like she tacked on some rando black fabric to her underwear and decided to call it a day; I venture a guess that this might work better without that Sexy Mourning Sash. What do you think, Fug Nation? Can this, shall this, could this be saved? Please enlighten us!