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# Unfug or Fab: Nicole Kidman
- URL: https://www.gofugyourself.com/unfug-or-fab-nicole-kidman/
- Published: 2010-12-03T20:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-29T06:04:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Photos, Unfug It Up, blue, lace, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

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KEITH URBAN: G'day, babe.  
NICOLE KIDMAN: Hello, sir. How can I help you?  
KEITH: Ha! Cute, Nic.  
NICOLE: ... Keith? My goodness, without your chest showing I didn't recognize you!  
KEITH: I know, right? I didn't either. I had to write my name on the mirror before I got dressed.  
NICOLE: Well, it's nice to see you, as I hate to do these things alone.  
KEITH: I know! If only I'd gotten here sooner to give you some advice.  
NICOLE: On?  
KEITH: Well, I'm not sure about the dress, love.  
NICOLE: But you love me in blue!  
KEITH: I do, love, but I don't always love you in sparkles that from a distance look like some rogue Christmas tree tinsel is holding your breasts for ransom. Or lace.  
NICOLE: I wish you'd mentioned that at home, when I popped out of the closet and said, "Sweetie, how are you on tinsel hostage situations?"  
KEITH: Also, the hemline. You've got great legs! You can go a LITTLE higher, you know?  
NICOLE: I AM A LADY.  
KEITH: I don't mean Tila Tequila high, silly. Just, you know, a tiny bit more Reese Witherspoon than Diane Keaton, that's all.  
NICOLE: Well. Next time you swan out with your shirt open to your waxed navel, YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT IT.  
KEITH: It's only fair, love. It's only fair.