I was going to put this up to a vote, and then I realized that I couldn’t even pretend to partially endorse it. She doesn’t seem that thrilled, either. Although she does seem tan:
The truth of the matter is that I do think there is SOME germ of delightfulness buried deep within this. I like the color. I like the metallic sheen. I like the fact that if you suddenly found yourself confronted with your life-long nemesis at a party to which you wore this, you would not look out of place if you felt the need to wrestle with her in a lily pond or — less dramatically — throw your drink in her face. But I think it needs help. And I’d start with the shoes and work my way up to the sleeves. What would you do?