I know it seems like this one can’t win with us — she wears a neutral, and we whine; she wears a pattern, and we wail. So I will at least give her credit for the idea, and the fact that I get where she was going with this.

Oh, and the shoe choice. That is clutch; I admire them profoundly. But the outfit itself looks like a cautionary tale for reading the care instructions on your clothes before you wash them yourself.

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