We knew Timothy Olyphant had gone full silver fox, but I was NOT aware that he’s now a white stallion. I am not upset by this; he’s still Timothy Olyphant, he’s still delightful, even if the hair makes him look citrus-adjacent. I just can’t help wondering WHY. Is it for a role? Because… CAN it be for any role other than a biopic entitled Billy Idol: More, More More? Perhaps one called Billy Idol: Start Again, or Billy Idol: Dancing With Himself, Billy Idol: Ride the Pony, Billy Idol: Ball on Fire… I could go on, but I believe the gist has been ably delivered.
