I think it’s entirely possible that Tiffany, the human singer of “I Think We’re Alone Now,” also threw a party on Tuesday night. She might even have a book of blue things she was celebrating. But this party, and this guest list, was for the Tiffany Blue Book that is full of jewels. My husband’s and my wedding bands came from Tiffany, so we still get sent the booklets every now and again, and I always let myself fall down that wormhole because prettyyyyyy. But I also wish they would stop sending it to me, because expensiiiiiiiive. Obviously the former side wins out every time and I have done nothing to stop it from coming.
