There’s no way to sugarcoat this. When I got the promotional email from Erdem about this, I screamed a little when I saw the photo. And I am an Erdem-lover. Wearing this in public while basically everyone is skittering off for her holiday break is like the sartorial equivalent of announcing your high profile divorce at 5pm on December 30th. Cross your fingers no one really notices.

[Photo: Getty]