Taylor Momsen recently gave an interview in which she announced that anyone who thinks the way she dresses at 17 is alarming is, and I quote, “a scumbag.”

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Yep. Bingo, kid. That is balls-on accurate. Without your hair and your garter belt you would be only about 25 percent clothed, and you are dressed like refried Courtney Love seasoned with microwaved Lohan. But it’s true that I am the weird one for finding that creepy — indeed, I am worse than a scumbag. I am a moldy old condom chipped off a piece of gum stuck on the bottom of Jon Gosselin’s shoe. You’ve sure got me pegged! Now excuse me. I’m about to go on a shame spiral and eat my feelings.