Well, however any of you felt about The Hills, I think these two people are the ones who will be most depressed that it’s gone (well, aside from Heidi Montag, who now has to pay the maintenance bills on on her new face some other way).
Where but on his now-defunct Hills after-show can Dan Levy peddle his Zachary Quinto Goes To The Sock Hop style? And where else can co-host Jessi Cruickshank go dressed like an extra in a song about rain-forest nymphs, tissue-paper flowers, and the samba? Actually, the answer to the latter is: Eurovision. Maybe that’s the next reality soap opera the Hills people can produce. Ten bucks says Brody Jenner turns up as her song-writer after mining his blood and finding a drop of Lithuanian in there somewhere.