I never thought I’d say these words to you, but seriously…you’re BETTER THAN THIS. MTV (inexplicably) wants to give you your own show! No one who watches The Hills has ever thought anything worse about you than, “Why doesn’t she make better eye contact?” or, “Well, we’ve all had a Justin-Bobby of our own, haven’t we?” or maybe, “Hmm, that wasn’t super smart of her.” If Whitney Port can get her own show and a gig endorsing electronic zip zappers, you TOO can get a job, so don’t worry. You don’t need to be so obvious! Not yet.