I don’t know about you, but I have an unspoken list of places where I refuse to go bottoms-less: Thanksgiving dinner, my grandma’s birthday party, the subway, and so forth — places where covering my bum is both polite and hygienic.

Lady Gaga enjoys herself at the Mets vs Yankees game in NYC

[Photo: Splash News]

Suddenly, “baseball stadiums” have rocketed to the top of that list.