On Twitter last week, we were talking about Fake Celebrity Marriages – prompted by the break-up of ScarJo and RyRen, whom Heather and I believe actually never technically even met. And I wondered which Fake Celebrity Marriage we ought to obsess about next, and amid all the suggestions of TomKat and Katy Perry and Russell Brand (whose relationship I actually totally buy, though I’m not sure it’s going to shake out over the long haul), there were several suggestions of Emily Blunt and Jon Krasinski, and I have to say, I actually think they make quite a cute couple — it never really occurred to me that they might not be in it to win it like the rest of us. NOT in it to win anything, however?

This dress. Girl, why? You’re already suffering the indignation of being in Gulliver’s Travels, which — despite the presence of the generally adorable Jason Segel — looks kind of godawful, judging from my close study of it (aka, seeing a second or two of it during a reward on Survivor). Don’t make things worse for yourself by sporting something with a bodice that looks like you had to fashion it out of a tea towel in a moment of McGruber-inspired panic.