“So, a cut-to-the-navel jumpsuit means I’m still relevant, right? RIGHT?!?! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO SO NO ONE THINKS I AM IRRELEVANT? I WILL DO IT. Murder someone? Okay.  Have a baby? I’ll do it. Marry some random dude after 24 hours? Done. Marry a baby after 24 hours? I CAN DO THAT. SOMEONE JUST TELL ME HOW TO STILL BE RELEVANT. I WILL DO IT. I SWEAR I WILL DO IT.”