At this point, exactly WHAT Angelina wears to a premiere is secondary to my imaginings about how she and Brad script their red-carpet stroll. They’re like the anti-Ben and Jen, who don’t like to bother with the togetherness routine at all, perhaps because they are trying to avoid having fake dialogues written by a bunch of bloggers with fingers steeped in sass. I can’t imagine why they might fear that. But if you’re wondering, no, it’s not my favorite Angelina outfit, and yes, you will get to see the entire thing, and YES, Johnny Depp is involved.