I’m not kidding. I sincerely gasped when I saw that today was the blessed anniversary of the day we were all given “Cool Rider.” But, like, with joy. Y’all…the premiere of this glorious event, on this day in 1982, was a bedazzled fiesta of people who I feel fairly confident were, at the time, at the very least not actively offended to be offered cocaine. But why I am still typing? Don’t you want to see gorgeous young Michelle Pfeiffer? Cher and Val Kilmer on a date? Adrian Zmed and his future Passions co-star Juliet Mills? Maxwell Caulfield with a mustache for some reason? LIZA! You do.