The Planet of the Apes remake is now officially old enough to order a cocktail at its own premiere party. Admittedly, I have never seen it; the only Planet of the Apes I have room for in my heart is the Troy McClure musical extravapalooza, but regardless I thought we should dig back and see just how Aughts the 2001 premiere felt. The answer is: rather.

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