In a way, I feel bad for Holly Madison:
I know she — against all reason — really wanted to marry Hugh Hefner, and he said he’d never get married again, so she left him (rightly) and went through dating Criss Angel (I worry her taste in men is wacktacular) and now Hef’s marrying some infant (when you’re 84 and you’re marrying a 22 year old….I mean. Not that it’s surprising from him, but COME ON). And then she decided to go out and let people take pictures of her in THIS. Oh, honey. No.