This year, the Academy split up the Creative Arts Emmys into two nights, which seems like a LOT of rigamarole. The first night was very low-key, and the second night there was SO MUCH RED. Seriously, every red dress you see in here was from Night 2, — the night of the hurricane; is that an Irma Awareness color of which I knew nothing? — so I’m going to start there and go back in time. There is QUITE an array of celebs here from start to finish, but here’s the main thing you need to know: COMMON IS JUST ONE TONY SHY OF AN EGOT. Surely we can get this guy in on a musical. Hey, Common, how about a rousing adaptation of The Royal We?