I seriously am not even sure what all these layers ARE: She kind of looks like a character in a Lifetime movie set in the 80s who got rumbled out of the home of the man with whom she's having an affair by his angry wife, and didn&
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WORDS: Sounds. Flailing arms. Breathing. Heaving breaths. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.
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Point the first: Although they actually don't look very much alike, facially, something about Keke's short hair here made me decide that she and Jennifer Hudson (also very cute in short hair) ought to play sisters in something. Ideally something musical, as they can both sing.
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The jacket was the best idea she's had in years. The facial expression suggests she seconds ago woke up from a decade-long fugue state, and fully agrees with me. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. It is future New York Times Bestselling Author Jennifer Lopez. Somebody typed and typed until my hands hurt so that I could bring you the next greatest thing to happen to you: True Love, or the Spanish translation, Amor Verdarero. And soon to be
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View the gallery This hair is a hoot and a half. Maybe even a hoot and tw0-thirds. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery There is nothing finer than the people-watching at an Australian horse race. You think Royal Ascot is doing the Lord's work, and then you look at this and realize Royal Ascot is totally phoning it in some of the time. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery The CMAs are tonight, so sure, why not stick YET ANOTHER random-ass country-music awards thingamy the night before? [Photos: Splash]
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Okay. Enough is enough with this style. She looks like a beach-goer who got caught up in a fisherman's net, and all I can say is that I hope he was cute. (And that this sounds vaguely like something that would happen in the opening act of
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I've said it before, and will repeat it until I am as frayed as the fabric grazing her nethers: You're ON Bad Judge. You don't have to BE one as well. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified. Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling. Right? I mean, that could have been SO MUCH WORSE. Or could it: "Boo!
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Poor Natasha Bedingfield. I'm sure she's still paying her mortgage with residuals from her song being the theme to The Hills, but Ellie Goulding seems to have stepped up as the new British Bleached-Blonde Purveyor Of Dance Music With Bad Taste In Clothes. That must
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Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, "Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices"? Of course, from the front, it's mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I'm looking
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View the gallery I feel like Rihanna showed up at this event and was like, "DAMMIT CYRUS. You totally stole my thunder." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I feel like Miley saw Alan Cumming in Cabaret recently and woke up inspired to willkommen us into her abs. Or she's got Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" video on
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