View the gallery Jessica frequently types "WORDS" as a placeholder -- which, as you know, we sometimes publish by accident and it reads as speechlessness -- and I veer between using that and just "F." Both apply here. WORDS. F. F-WORDS. SO MUCH F'ING WORDS.
View Gallery
This photo makes me laugh. It's like she's an emissary from Planet Jumpsuiter and she JUST recognized the person she's meant to find, so she can deliver to them the magical Scroll of Crackpants -- an ancient epistle that includes the secret recipe to committing
Read more
Taraji, no. NO. I can only hope this hallway is a warp portal to the moment before she picked out this outfit. [Photo: Getty]
Read more
I saw the runway show for this Tommy line when we were at Fashion Week in February and I would like to note that most of the stuff was way cuter than this: But THIS is probably way more water-resistant, and we don't know her life. [Photo:
Read more
Psst. Beyonce. Wake up, Beyonce. Wake up. .. Anything? Bueller? Beyueller? No? Wow. That is one hellacious cracktastrophe of a fugue state, then. [Photo: Getty]
Read more
THIS LOOK HAS EVERYTHING: A graffiti-covered trench! Really cute booties! A bikini top! A kitschy cap! Denim shorts that are NEARLY granny panties! An oxford shirt tied insouciantly around her waist! Earrings that I swear I saw on Cookie one week on Empire! And, weirdly my favorite bit, an
Read more
I must note, because she's coming your way in Fug Madness in mere hours, that this does not count for this year's tournament: In other works, pencil her in for 2016. Actually, forget the pencil. Go ahead and use a pen. Use blood. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
Read more
I am not kidding when I tell you that I screamed when this entire photo loaded: Everything was going SO WELL. And then....well, you're looking at it. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read more
View the gallery Well, some of this IS savage, it's true. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
View Gallery
The photo service that took this picture added this to the caption: " Jared is supposedly planning to make his Joker [in Suicide Squad] more cerebral and comedic than the previous versions we've seen on the screen and has referred to him as 'a beautiful disaster.'
Read more
View the gallery Well, way to undo all the goodwill from the Oscars, Margot. [Photos: Getty]
View Gallery
Dear Little Bo Peep: Sorry to hear about your sheep. But you also seem to have misplaced your mind. Maybe look for that first? Priorities. [Photo: Getty]
Read more
In the interest of starting on a note of kindness and positivity, I think she looks so striking from the clavicle up. She can really carry off that No Makeup Makeup, which is nearly impossible. HOWEVS: These kinds of dresses -- no, I can't believe this isn't
Read more
View the gallery Because Rita Ora wasn't the only one. OF COURSE. CAN WE ALL JUST PUT AWAY OUR PUBIC BONES, ahem, Heidi Klum? [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
View Gallery
"How interesting," I thought. "What is that Rose McGowan has over her shoulder?" "Is it a scarf? A sacrilegious theft of part of a priest's robes? A sash that says Miss Elton John Oscars Party 2015?" It might be a trophy from
Read more