View the gallery Jennifer caused quite the uproar by missing the televised red carpet. She claims she was sick - which she also said last year, which, hey, maybe she just has terrible luck. Or maybe she cried wolf last year and then this time the wolf ate her. She DID
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At first I had no idea what Heidi Klum was doing with this thing. Even the usually too-supportive Giuliana, across the street from Seacrest on her perch in Second Fiddleville, said of this, "That's, ah, wow," and then complimented the hair. That dress has no
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This is so bonkers, and bless you for that, Paula. Bless your sartorially adventurous little heart: There is something to be said for the fact that I was SO distracted by the melange of fabrics fighting for ultimate dominance on your top that it took me FOREVER to notice that
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I don't understand what is happening. This is LACY LUNACY: It's like the linen pants you drunkenly bought from Coldwater Creek one night after two bottles of wine, plus one of Zoe Hart's old bralettes, and a lace tablecloth that was tragically killed in
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Most of the time, celebs show up in stuff that makes them look like ornamental furniture, like a couch or a throw pillow or a fancy chair. Congratulations to Charli for being the first person to arrive at an event looking like a screen door at the height of summer.
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If I'd been asked to guess, I'd have flipped the credits on these two dresses. For instance, this is Valentino. But I would have assumed tis came from that crackpot Chanel collection where Karl was obsessed briefly with cowboys. This is seriously like what you'
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Look, I know it's FREEZING in New York right now. My very face nearly cracked and FELL OFF yesterday. But unless her brain is frozen, there is no excuse for this as a whole: Wait. ONE excuse: These are actually her jammies, and her house slippers, and she
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You know how people have said, of Naomi Campbell, "the world is her catwalk?" Apparently, she's also of the belief that the world is her walk-in-closet. [Photo: Getty]
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To me, this dress is a bit like season 2 of Empire. It's a nice idea that's as-yet unfinished, but has also gone far enough off the rails that it might be beyond saving. [Photo: Getty]
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maidenform. [Photo: Getty]
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In the spirit of the Super Bowl... You've jumped offsides, my friend. That's five yards to the offense AND a replayed down. Pay closer attention to the snap count next time. [Photo: Getty]
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I love Busy Philipps, but this outfit is cuckoo. If she were the head flight attendant for Avon Airlines, selling you sensible cosmetics while you fly -- which you will buy, because there is no movie, or snacks, and instead of a tray table there's a large mirror. She
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The Dior press release for this outfit essentially described it as having two skirts. Which is odd, because barely see ONE. It looks like a half-finished special effect from a movie that ran out of funding. Which, given where she is... cheeky, Kate! Cheeky. [Photo: Getty]
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Well, look. I derive no joy in being a hack, and we don't usually cover the media who are themselves covering the red carpet. But one of the aforementioned things is a lie, and the other is a rule that's about to get broken: Oh, Maria.
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View the gallery I hope they'd met before this. Or do I? [Photos: Getty]
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